Things the next person who visits from the states must bring with them:
(1) my loot from the Lilly Pulitzer after party sale
(2) any sneakers I left behind
(3) restoration hardware towels (towel, hand and washcloth)
(4) a fan
(5) a large jar of creamy skippy peanut butter (or Jif. Or Peter Pan. Idk. Ask Matt)
(6) franks red hot AND Texas Pete. Any and all hot sauce. All the hot sauce.
(7) Quest bars. And protein powder.
7 October 2016: Updated to add:
(8) and (9) are here to tell you that it’s getting colder and our apartment in drafty.